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    Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
    4:51 pm
    No wonder I am soo Effed up...
    Whitney and Jim Carrey...sheesh...
    Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
    User Name
    MomWhitney Houston
    DadJim Carrey
    BrotherCarrot top
    SisterMilla Jovovich
    DogCujo
    BoyfriendJustin Timberlake
    Best friendMichelle Federer
    Quiz created with MemeGen!


    Current Mood: silly
    Current Music: Lakeshore Drive
    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    9:53 am
    California's at the forefront again...
    California's Secession letter to Bush:

    Dear President Bush:
    Congratulations on your victory over all us non-evangelicals. Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving. California will now be its own country. And we're taking all the Blue States with us. In case you are not aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all of the North East. We spoke to God, and she agrees that this split will be beneficial to almost everybody, and especially to us in the new country of California. In fact, God is so excited about it, she's going to shift the whole country at 4:30 pm EST this Friday. Therefore, please let everyone know they need to be back in their states by then. So you get Texas and all the former slave states. We get the Governator, stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay. (Okay, we have to keep Martha Stewart, we can live with that.) We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand. We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom. We get Harvard. You get Old Miss. We get 85% of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You get all the technological innovation in Alabama. We get about two-thirds of the tax revenue, and you get to make the red states pay their fair share. Since our divorce rate is 22% lower than the Christian coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms to support, and we know how much you like that. Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies? But heck the only greens the Bible-thumpers eat are the pickles on their Big Macs. Oh yeah, another thing, don't plan on serving California wine at your state dinners. From now on it's imported French wine for you. Ouch, bet that hurts. Just so we're clear, the country of California will be pro-choice and anti-war. Speaking of war, we're going to want all Blue States citizens back from Iraq. If you need people to fight, just ask your evangelicals. They have tons of kids they're willing to send to their deaths for absolutely no purpose. And they don't care if you don't show pictures of their kids' caskets coming home. Any way, we wish you all the best in the next four years and we hope, really hope, you find those missing weapons of mass destruction. Seriously. Soon.

    Sincerely,
    California
    Tuesday, November 30th, 2004
    11:55 pm
    Color Quiz...

    From ColorQuiz, take yours...

    Your Existing Situation

    Seeks a close and understanding bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy, as a protection against anxiety and conflict.

    Your Stress Sources

    Resists any form of pressure from others and insists on his independence as an individual. Wants to make up his own mind without interference, to draw his own conclusions and arrive at his own decisions. Detests uniformity and mediocrity. As he wants to be regarded as one who gives authoritative opinions, he find it difficult to admit to being wrong, while at times he is reluctant to accept or understand another's point of view.

    Your Restrained Characteristics

    Feels he is receiving less than his share, but that he will have to conform and make the best of his situation.

    Unhappy at the resistance he feels whenever he tries to assert himself. Indignant and resentful because of these setbacks, but gives way apathetically and makes whatever adjustments are necessary so that he can have peace and quiet.

    Wants to broaden his fields of activity and insists that his hopes and ideas are realistic. Distressed by the fear that he may be prevented from doing what he wants; needs both peaceful conditions and quiet reassurance to restore his confidence.

    Insists that his goals and realistic and sticks obstinately to them, even though circumstances are forcing him to compromise. Very exacting in the standards he applies to his choice of a partner.

    Your Desired Objective

    Longs for tenderness and for a sensitivity of feeling into which he can blend. Responsive to anything esthetic and tasteful.

    Your Actual Problem

    Wants to be valued and respected, and seeks this from a close and peaceful association of mutual esteem.

    Your Actual Problem #2

    Does not wish to be involved in differences of opinion, contention or argument, preferring to be left in peace.

    I didn't know I had problems :o)



    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Christmas Music
    Friday, November 12th, 2004
    1:17 pm
    Thank You King James...
    From my brother again...

    Recognizing that the Bible is replete with verses restricting marriage in many ways, not merely as relates to homosexual relationships, I submit the following confinements defining "the sanctity of marriage" be added to any amendment banning marriage between people of the same gender.

    No State shall sanction marriage between:

    1) A man and a woman previously married but now divorced (Matthew 5:32).
    2) People of different races ( Deuteronomy 7:3; Numbers 25:6 - 8, 36:3 - 9; 1 Kings 11:2; Ezra 9:2).
    3) A Christian and a non-Christian ( 2 Johns 1:9 - 11; 2 Corinthians 6:14 - 17).
    4) A man whose brother has died and any woman other than his brothers widow ( Deuteronomy 25:5 - 10). Women whose husbands had no brothers are to refrain from intimacy for the remainder of their lives ( 1 Timothy 5:5 - 15).
    5) A rapist and any woman other than his victim unless his victim failed to cry out in which case the rapist is relieved of all obligation (Deuteronomy 22:23 - 24).
    6) A man and an aggressive or contentious woman ( Proverbs 21:9, 25:24, 27:15).
    I feel much safer now. How about you?
    Wednesday, November 10th, 2004
    9:29 am
    F the south rant...

    ** Happy 229th Birthday to the U.S. Marine Corps ***

    My brother found this, I cleaned it up to be suitable for children of all ages, you would not believe how many F-words and A-words you can put in a single document...

    We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep. And now what do we get? We're the Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really? Cause we founded this country. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were blue-staters. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the monuments are up here in our backyard? No, No. Get out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years"

    Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so arrogant if I wasn't paying for your bridges.
    All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your Tennessee Valley Authority electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it's a shithole," we said, but you had to have your orange juice.

    The next person who says, "It's your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That's right, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It's too easy, they're blue states. It's not your money, it's our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own stop signs.

    Let's talk about those values for a minute. You and your Southern values can bite me because the blue states got the values over you Real Americans every day of the week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate? Well? Can you guess? It's Massachusetts, the center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that's right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the nation. Think that's just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are blue states, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to guess? 10 of the top 10 are red we're-so-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its part.

    But two guys making out is going to ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we get to hear about it every year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're towers of moral superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us Northerners don't talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever think of that? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North.

    Well this gravy train is over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical selves and shove it. And no, you can't have your convention in New York next time.

    Thursday, November 4th, 2004
    12:45 pm
    Cross the lines...
    Candidate Popular vote % of votes Electoral votes
    George W. Bush (REP)* 59,246,968 51% 274
    John F. Kerry (DEM) 55,710,667 48% 238
    Ralph Nader (IND) 397,244 0% 0

    If this president received the most tangible votes of ANY president before, he must have also received the most number of votes against him, or at least very very close.  Of 115,354,879 votes, 1% more than half voted him in.  Surely enough to be president.  But you need to look at what the other 49% of the people in this country are wanting.  At what point do you ask your challenger, who is still a US Senator, what were your plans.  What kinds of initiatives did you have in mind if you were voted in as the next president.  Or, do you think that 90% to 10% or 51% to 49% really doesn't matter.  If 90% of the country agreed with your policies, your standards of governing this nation, it would be pretty easy to turn away from only 10%, but when that opposition makes up 49% of the country, I think a good hard look would be necessary to sustain a successful presidency.  Find out why 55 Million+ citizens don't want you in office anymore.  You already know why the 59 Million+ do, but go find out why the rest don't.  Maybe look back at the policies that you are introducing.  Government is for the people, not 51% of them, but for all of them.  If setting a policy helps 95% of the people, doesn't affect 4%, but hurts 1%, maybe that is an acceptable policy.  But if setting a policy helps 10% of the people, doesn't affect 80%, but hurts 10%, why do you NEED to introduce that policy.  This is the presidents last term and MOST likely last government office as a whole. He needs not bow down to money donators anymore, as he has achieved the ultimate political success as a 2 term president.  Now it is time to no longer cater to the 10% that donated heavily to the campaign, but to look at the 90% of American's that need help or certainly no additional stress that policies for that 10% are causing.  Now is the time to fix American systems.  Fix Education, fix health care, fix social security.  These can be done now without the bother of upsetting big money donators, and more with compassion for the recipients of these services.  It is time for the president to walk over to the 49% of the people that don't agree with him and say, "what can we do to unite us back as one."

    One additional topic.  There is little doubt of the reasons people voted for one candidate or the other.  For George W. Bush, it was for his hard stance on terrorism, for John Kerry, it was for "someone other than Bush."  The irony to this, is that states that voted for Bush are the rural states that have VERY little concern of terrorism.  The terrorists are not going to "nuke" a swamp in Mississippi, or blow up a corn field in Kansas.  NO, they are going to disrupt commerce in major metropolitan areas, such as New York, NY; Los Angeles, CA and Chicago, IL.  All three of which states gave a LARGE voting percentage to John Kerry.  Since we, the urban populace, are the targets of such attacks, don't you think we should be the most concerned about how to prevent them, not the rural farmer from Kentucky.  What the rural farmer loses, is his son or daughter in Iraq or Afghanistan. 



    Current Mood: blah
    Tuesday, October 19th, 2004
    11:33 am
    Advice for Recent Arrivals...
    Dos & Don'ts & More Don'ts for Gay Boy Refugees

    So you made it out of that backwater town in one piece. Now comes the hard part--acclimating to a new place and living an openly gay life. Soon enough you will discover which bars cater to your distorted physical ideals, that meth is very bad, and that a deep tan is ugly and pre-cancerous--but what about the other stuff? Here's a cheat sheet to save you some time and trouble.

    1. You are not a strong black woman. You never will be.

    2. I know it was terrible being the fag in your school/small town/own mind, but don't introduce yourself to people with this information. Being gay is, and should be, the least interesting thing about you.

    3. If your mother is the greatest woman who ever lived, keep it to yourself. The holiday orphans don't want to hear it. On the flip side, your family will always be a part of you even if you never speak to them again, but try not to spend your life in reaction to them.

    4. Rainbow flags, bumper stickers, and wind socks are no different than Green Bay Packers fans painting their faces green and gold: a complete embarrassment. Pride can be as ugly and warping as shame.

    5. Gay life can be empty and depressing, but bitching about it outside the confines of a few close friends will get you tagged as bitter. Yes, the gay mainstream is alienating with its cookie-cutter bars, bad dance music, and Queer as Folk. It's enough to make you turn straight. But electroshock doesn't work and Jesus is a sci-fi character.

    6. Don't fraternize with people who haven't come out.

    7. Your masculinity has most likely been called into question. Anything you do in reaction to it will be a failure. Don't try to prove or disprove anything.

    8. There is a difference between being effeminate and being a queen. Being effeminate is just that--being. Being a queen is an affectation. I can't throw a ball, but I don't call anyone "girl," even female children.

    9. Avoid she-bonics: referring to each other as Girl, She, and Her. "What's her problem?" That you are an idiot. This includes: Bitchslap, Girlfriend, Shit pussy, Mangina.

    10. Don't be a misogynist asshole. Leave the tuna jokes back in your small town with your usage of Jew as a verb. If it weren't for lesbians and feminism, we'd still be sucking cock in truck-stop restrooms. I mean exclusively.

    11. I've never been to a bathhouse. No, really. So I can't advise you on it but I do know they are basically a petri dish of STDs. If you are okay with HIV, herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and other STDs, by all means fuck your brains out.

    12. Do not have black-and-white photos ? la Bruce Weber taken of you and your beloved. And if you must, then don't hang them up as "art" in your home.

    13. Don't kiss and tell. Or fuck, suck, rim, or fist and tell. Think of your bedroom like Vegas: What happens there stays there. It will keep you from gossiping, which is the true heart of darkness, and will create a sense of mystery. Besides the cruelty of nicknaming someone Princess Tiny Meat (it would make a wonderful DJ name though), it isn't good karma. And what modestly endowed dude who sucks a mean cock is going to want to go home with you after that?

    14. Bros before hos. I learned this the hard way: Do not sleep with a friend's ex-boyfriend. Ever. Even if they say they don't care, they do.

    15. You are 200 times more likely to be an alcoholic than your straight counterparts.

    16. Beauty fades. Develop some inner resources, otherwise when it goes, those of us with less far to fall will laugh at you. To your aging face.

    17. Men, like lotto tickets, should not be had every day. The odds are the same.

    18. Romantic friendships will end up being neither.

    19. Cultivate friendships with straight men. "But we have nothing in common," you say? Bullshit. You are men. Many straight men are in fact softer and sweeter than their faggoty brothers.

    20. Make friends with at least one dyke, you silly faggot. When the shit goes down--for instance your mother dies--fags will drop you in an instant if you aren't fun. Dykes will come to your house with food.

    21. Don't make friendships based solely around how outrageous you are. It's a shitty kind of attention.

    22. Don't refer to anyone as a fag hag. It's rude. Also don't hang out with fag hags.

    23. Don't date people who have scars that are older than you.

    24. After all of that, you are still not a strong black woman.



    Current Mood: silly
    Friday, September 10th, 2004
    2:16 pm
    Monday, August 16th, 2004
    9:30 am
    Little Things

    After Sept. 11th, one company invited the remaining members of other companies
    who had been decimated by the attack on the Twin Towers to share their
    available office space. At a morning meeting, the head of security
    told stories of why these people were alive..... and all the stories
    were just:


    LITTLE THINGS


    As you might know,



    • The head of the company got in late that day because his
      son started kindergarten.

    • Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring
      donuts.

    • One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in
      time.

    • One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
      because of an auto accident.

    • One of them missed his bus.

    • One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to
      change.

    • One's car wouldn't start.

    • One went back to answer the telephone.

    • One had a child that dawdled and didn't get ready as soon as
      he should have.

    • One couldn't get a taxi.

    • The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of
      shoes that morning, took the various means to get to
      work but before he got there, he developed a blister on
      his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
      That is why he is alive today.


    Now when I am stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to
    answer a ringing telephone . all the little things that
    annoy me. I think to myself, this is exactly where I am to
    be at this very moment.  Next time your morning seems to be going wrong,
    the children are slow getting dressed, you can't seem to
    find the car keys, you hit every traffic light, don't get
    mad or frustrated.

    Friday, August 13th, 2004
    11:27 am
    One sided point of view, offered the other side...

    http://www.preservemarriage.org/

    Homosexual "Marriage"

    We support marriage as the exclusive union of one man and one woman. We do this for a number of reasons, including massive evidence from social science research demonstrating the unique benefits both to individuals and to society as a whole from that institution. Legalizing same-sex marriage means both the definition of marriage and the institution of marriage will be destructively eroded, with enormous negative implications for society and the common good.

    As if Jennifer Lopez, Elizabeth Taylor or my parents did the institution of marriage any justice.  What breaks down marriage is not those that WANT in, but the ones that ARE in and abuse it!!

    Civil Unions

    We oppose the creation of civil unions or domestic partnerships. However, the issue currently before the Commonwealth is the definition of civil marriage. Any debate concerning civil unions should be deferred until after the Legislature and the people have the opportunity to define civil marriage in the Massachusetts Constitution as the exclusive union of one man and one woman.

    Can we not accept any sort of common bond between two people of the same sex that might alleviate the need to hire a lawyer to take care of the nine items listed below that signing a single Marriage or even Union document would allow?

    Special Rights & Protections for

    Homosexuals

    We oppose including "sexual orientation" as a special category of protection under the law because we do not believe that a person's sexual behavior is comparable to other protected categories such as race or sex -- characteristics that are inborn, involuntary, immutable, innocuous, and/or in the Constitution.

    However, the question of whether homosexual individuals need or deserve special protections under the law is separate from the question of whether the affirmative benefits of marriage should be granted to homosexual relationships .

    Innocent until proven guilty?  You say there is no proof that homosexuality is inborn, involuntary, immutable, or innocuous, yet is there proof that it is not?  How do people that live "straight" lives for 15 years suddenly succumb to the desires of the "glorious" homosexual lifestyle?  Take the New Jersey Governor James McGreevey for example.

    Special Relationships & Benefits

    Advocates of same-sex "marriage" often make appeals for special privileges based on the alleged hardships that homosexual partners face in protecting their financial and legal interests. What is often overlooked is that homosexual couples (like any other individuals, with or without a sexual or familial relationship) can already protect most of those interests through private contractual relationships, without marriage. For example:

    Again, one single paper that acknowledges all the below or a million dollars to hire lawyers to work up contracts for the below.  I agree we do not need to beat down RELIGION in order to get "MARRIAGE", but we cannot even accept a civil union??

    . Hospital visitation and medical decision-making. Any adult patient has the right to specify who may visit him or her, unless visitors are barred for medical reasons. This principle of patient choice applies regardless of marital status. Any adult also can designate another individual to make medical decisions in case the patient is unable to do so through by signing a "health care proxy." This is not dependent on marital status.

    But when I arrive at the hospital unconscious due to the alcoholic hitting me with his car, does my partner get automatic visitation, or do they keep him out until I awaken 20 days later and then he gets to see me?  What happens if we have not signed this agreement, we were on our way to the lawyers office and I am brutally injured, does my partner get to make the choice of pulling the plug based on my wishes that he was aware of, or are they going to call my father that I have not talked to in 10 years??

    . Power of attorney. Any adult can designate any other adult, independently of marital status, to make legal and financial decisions on the first person's behalf, in the event that he or she is unable to do so, by granting the other person power of attorney.

    But when I arrive at the hospital again, does my partner get control of my bank account to continue to pay my bills?  Or my mail to ensure that I am still getting the bills that need to be paid??

    . Joint ownership of property. Any two adults have the legal right to be co-owners of property such as a house or a car. This does not depend on marital status.

    Wasn't questioning this aspect

    . Joint bank accounts. Any two adults have the legal right to open joint bank accounts. This does not depend on marital status.

    Wasn't questioning this aspect

    . Inheritance. Any adult can leave his or her estate to any individual he or she chooses by designating that individual as the beneficiary of the person's will.

    However, if I leave all of my items to my partner, can my brother contest the will though he CANNOT contest it if I leave it to my wife or at least there is a less likely chance he will win, as the law recognizes my spouse as FIRST next of kin.

    . Life insurance. Any adult can designate any other individual he or she chooses to be the beneficiary of his or her life insurance policy. This does not depend on marital status.

    When I was in the military we had to council MANY MANY young Marines about leaving their Serviceman's Group Life Insurance to their girlfriends.  On two occasions we had Marines die and when the money was to be sent to the girlfriend (in one case ex-girlfriend as he never took her name off), the parents, who got nothing, were left with all of the burial bills.  They then took the "girlfriend" to court and had it ruled that the money was to be split among them.  Was that in compliant with the Marine's wishes??  However if left to his spouse, LAW states they are first inline and there is not contesting.

    . Private benefits. There is nothing in current law to prevent private employers from offering such benefits if they wish. Legalization of same-sex "marriage," though, could well mean that all private employers would be forced to offer such benefits, even if it violated their deeply held convictions. This also would lead to an increase in costs or a reduction in benefits for all.

    Increase in cost?  Well with married families, the employer must also pay for each child as it is born, with same-sex families, no children or certainly not as many as the heterosexual families are producing.  As for deeply held convictions, if the employer is a deep deep racist, does that give him the right to not hire those of a different race?  But then we get back to the question of "immutable"?

    . Parental rights. Most "homosexual parents" actually have biological children from previous heterosexual marriages or relationships. Homosexuals already have the same legal rights with respect to their natural children as any other parent. Adoption by homosexual couples is already legal in Massachusetts.

    As with straight adoptions, this is not automatic by marriage, this is equal in that it would take a lawyer to prepare paperwork for the adoption of the second parent.

    . Tax Benefits. We frequently hear complaints of the inability of homosexuals to take advantage of the same tax breaks as married couples. The reality is that for many or most same-sex couples, marriage would result in a tax penalty rather than a tax break, just as it often does for married couples when both work outside the home.

    This is simply greed on anyone's part.  First there should be no such thing as filing "married" or "single" anywhere in our tax code.  Taxes should be based purely on income, how much you make over how much you should give back to keep your roads up to date, universal health care, etc.  Flat tax is a good thing...regardless of if you have 120 children or not.  If you decide to have 1 child then be able to afford 1 child, if you want 10, be able to afford 10, do not expect to be "rewarded" by your ability to reproduce. 

    Further, we note that where civil unions and same-sex marriages are allowed (e.g., Vermont, California, Netherlands, Belgium), relatively few homosexuals take advantage of them, leading us to believe that "benefits" have not been nearly as big an issue in practice as they are in the rhetoric of homosexual activists.

    These are merely the "have-nots".  I want them because you do, and I don't.  That is looking for equality, and as easy as it is claimed to be rhetoric, is as easy as this whole discussion could be.  There is a house at 305 Monterrey Drive, Bolingbrook IL.  There are people that live there.  Does it affect ANY of you whether they are straight, gay, married, single, kids or not??  ABSOLUTELY NOT, and that is the point.  Of the 260 Million people in this country, only about 150 have any significant meaning to me, I don't care about the others at least what they are doing that is not affecting my life.  Allowing gays and lesbians to form unions in one way or another does NOTHING to diminish the institution of marriage as no one really cares.  If marriage is so important than create a website against the Jennifer Lopez's, the Liz Taylor's and even my parents who through the great "right of marriage", married, had 2 kids, abused each other, divorced and left 2 kids to grow up in poverty.  THAT is the real breakdown of marriage, BUT at least they had that option!!!

    P.S.  I do not know the people that live in 305 Monterey Drive, just that they have a nice in-ground pool.  I don't know if they are white or black, gay or straight, married or single, just an address that I know does exist in this world!!

    10:10 am
    Help Todd if you can...

    KRAMPITZ

    Man uses billboards, Web to search for liver
    32-year-old cancer patient launches multimedia plea for donor

    http://www.toddneedsaliver.com/

    "Todd is a very successful digital photographer. He opened up his own company in 2002. Both he and Julie are on private insurance, therefore their health plan is not the best."

    Maybe our next president will worry about Todd before we worry about citizen's of another country getting health care!!

    Wednesday, August 11th, 2004
    2:30 pm
    The Case Against George W. Bush
    Exerpts from Ron Reagan's Esquire Article...

    The Bush administration no doubt had its real reasons for invading and occupying Iraq. They've simply chosen not to share them with the American public. They sought justification for ignoring the Geneva Convention and other statutes prohibiting torture and inhumane treatment of prisoners but were loath to acknowledge as much. They may have ideas worth discussing, but they don't welcome the rest of us in the conversation. They don't trust us because they don't dare expose their true agendas to the light of day. There is a surreal quality to all this: Occupation is liberation; Iraq is sovereign, but we're in control; Saddam is in Iraqi custody, but we've got him; we'll get out as soon as an elected Iraqi government asks us, but we'll be there for years to come. Which is what we counted on in the first place, only with rose petals and easy coochie.

    And chances are your America and George W. Bush's America are not the same place. If you are dead center on the earning scale in real-world twenty-first-century America, you make a bit less than $32,000 a year, and $32,000 is not a sum that Mr. Bush has ever associated with getting by in his world. Bush, who has always managed to fail upwards in his various careers, has never had a job the way you have a job?where not showing up one morning gets you fired, costing you your health benefits. He may find it difficult to relate personally to any of the nearly two million citizens who've lost their jobs under his administration, the first administration since Herbert Hoover's to post a net loss of jobs. Mr. Bush has never had to worry that he couldn't afford the best available health care for his children. For him, forty-three million people without health insurance may be no more than a politically inconvenient abstraction. When Mr. Bush talks about the economy, he is not talking about your economy. His economy is filled with pals called Kenny-boy who fly around in their own airplanes. In Bush's economy, his world, friends relocate offshore to avoid paying taxes. Taxes are for chumps like you. You are not a friend. You're the help. When the party Mr. Bush is hosting in his world ends, you'll be left picking shrimp toast out of the carpet.

    Scenario typical of the 2000 campaign: While debating Al Gore, Bush tells two obvious?if not exactly earth-shattering?lies and is not challenged. First, he claims to have supported a patient's bill of rights while governor of Texas. This is untrue. He, in fact, vigorously resisted such a measure, only reluctantly bowing to political reality and allowing it to become law without his signature. Second, he announces that Gore has outspent him during the campaign. The opposite is true: Bush has outspent Gore.

    IN THE IMMEDIATE AFTERMATH and confusion of 9/11, Bush, who on that day was in Sarasota, Florida, conducting an emergency reading of "The Pet Goat," was whisked off to Nebraska aboard Air Force One. While this may have been entirely sensible under the chaotic circumstances?for all anyone knew at the time, Washington might still have been under attack?the appearance was, shall we say, less than gallant. So a story was concocted: There had been a threat to Air Force One that necessitated the evasive maneuver. Bush's chief political advisor, Karl Rove, cited "specific" and "credible" evidence to that effect. The story quickly unraveled. In truth, there was no such threat.

    Then there was Bush's now infamous photo-op landing aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln and his subsequent speech in front of a large banner emblazoned MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. The banner, which loomed in the background as Bush addressed the crew, became problematic as it grew clear that the mission in Iraq?whatever that may have been?was far from accomplished. "Major combat operations," as Bush put it, may have technically ended, but young Americans were still dying almost daily. So the White House dealt with the questionable banner in a manner befitting a president pledged to "responsibility and accountability": It blamed the sailors. No surprise, a bit of digging by journalists revealed the banner and its premature triumphalism to be the work of the White House communications office.

    More serious by an order of magnitude was the administration's dishonesty concerning pre-9/11 terror warnings. As questions first arose about the country's lack of preparedness in the face of terrorist assault, Condoleezza Rice was dispatched to the pundit arenas to assure the nation that "no one could have imagined terrorists using aircraft as weapons." In fact, terrorism experts had warned repeatedly of just such a calamity. In June 2001, CIA director George Tenet sent Rice an intelligence report warning that "it is highly likely that a significant Al Qaeda attack is in the near future, within several weeks." Two intelligence briefings given to Bush in the summer of 2001 specifically connected Al Qaeda to the imminent danger of hijacked planes being used as weapons. According to The New York Times, after the second of these briefings, titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside United States," was delivered to the president at his ranch in Crawford, Texas, in August, Bush "broke off from work early and spent most of the day fishing." This was the briefing Dr. Rice dismissed as "historical" in her testimony before the 9/11 Commission.

    What's odd is that none of these lies were worth the breath expended in the telling. If only for self-serving political reasons, honesty was the way to go. The flight of Air Force One could easily have been explained in terms of security precautions taken in the confusion of momentous events. As for the carrier landing, someone should have fallen on his or her sword at the first hint of trouble: We told the president he needed to do it; he likes that stuff and was gung-ho; we figured, What the hell?; it was a mistake. The banner? We thought the sailors would appreciate it. In retrospect, also a mistake. Yup, we sure feel dumb now. Owning up to the 9/11 warnings would have entailed more than simple embarrassment. But done forthrightly and immediately, an honest reckoning would have earned the Bush team some respect once the dust settled. Instead, by needlessly tap-dancing, Bush's White House squandered vital credibility, turning even relatively minor gaffes into telling examples of its tendency to distort and evade the truth.

    If ever there was a time for uniting and not dividing, this is it. Instead, Mr. Bush governs as if by divine right, seeming to actually believe that a wise God wants him in the White House and that by constantly evoking the horrible memory of September 11, 2001, he can keep public anxiety stirred up enough to carry him to another term.

    Fortunately, we still live in a democratic republic. The Bush team cannot expect a cabal of right-wing justices to once again deliver the White House. Come November 2, we will have a choice: We can embrace a lie, or we can restore a measure of integrity to our government. We can choose, as a bumper sticker I spotted in Seattle put it, SOMEONE ELSE FOR PRESIDENT.
    Monday, August 9th, 2004
    9:34 am
    Thursday, August 5th, 2004
    12:47 pm
    How True...how sooo very true...
    There is a quote by Hitler - he says that all you have to do to control the people is give them an enemy.. make them think they are being attacked and they'll give up all of their rights and you can do whatever you want.
    Thursday, July 29th, 2004
    9:39 am
    Where I been
    Hmmm...I will have to fill in those other grey states. I hear a ROAD TRIP!!!!
    create your own visited states map
    Tuesday, July 27th, 2004
    11:03 am
    Democratic Convention - 2004
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    Vice-President Al Gore

    Friends, fellow Democrats, fellow Americans: I'll be candid with you. I had hoped to be back here this week under different circumstances, running for re-election.

    But you know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category. I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep. I prefer to focus on the future because I know from my own experience that America is a land of opportunity, where every little boy and girl has a chance to grow up and win the popular vote.

    In all seriousness, I am deeply grateful for the opportunity you have given me to serve America. I want to thank you as Democrats for the honor of being your nominee for president four years ago. And I want to thank the American people for the privilege of serving as vice-president.

    And most of all, I want to thank my family with all my heart-my children and grandchildren, and especially my beloved partner in life, Tipper.

    I love this country deeply, and even though I always look to the future with optimism and hope-I do think it is worth pausing for just a moment as we begin this year's convention, to take note of two very important lessons from four years ago.

    The first lesson is this:  take it from me-every vote counts. In our Democracy, every vote has power. And never forget:  that power is yours.  Don't let anyone take it away or talk you into throwing it away. And let's make sure that this time every vote is counted.

    Let's make sure not only that the Supreme Court does not pick the next President, but also that this President is not the one who picks the next Supreme Court.

    The second lesson from 2000 is this:  what happens in a presidential election matters. A lot. The outcome profoundly affects the lives of all 293 million Americans-and people in the rest of the world too. The choice of who is president affects your life and your family's future.

    And never has this been more true than in 2004, because-let's face it-our country faces deep challenges. These challenges we now confront are not Democratic or Republican challenges; they are American challenges-that we all must overcome together.

    It is in that spirit, that I sincerely ask those watching at home who supported President Bush four years ago:  did you really get what you expected from the candidate you voted for?

    Is our country more united today? Or more divided?

    Has the promise of compassionate conservatism been fulfilled? Or do those words now ring hollow?

    For that matter, are the economic policies really conservative at all? Did you expect, for example, the largest deficits in history? One after another? And the loss of more than a million jobs?

    By the way, I know about the bad economy. I was the first one laid off. And while it's true that new jobs are being created, they're just not as good as the jobs people have lost. And incidentally, that's been true for me too. Unfortunately, this is no joke for millions of Americans. And the real solutions require us to transcend partisanship.

    So that's one reason why, even though we meet here as Democrats, we believe this is a time to reach beyond our party lines to Republicans as well.

    I also ask tonight for the help of those who supported a third party candidate in 2000.  I urge you to ask yourselves this question:  do you still believe that there was no difference between the candidates? Are you troubled by the erosion of some of America's most basic civil liberties? Are you worried that our environmental laws are being weakened and dismantled to allow vast increases in pollution that are contributing to a global climate crisis? No matter how you voted in the last election, these are profound problems that all voters must take into account this November 2d.

    And of course, no challenge is more critical than the situation we confront in Iraq. Regardless of your opinion at the beginning of this war, isn't it now obvious that the way the war has been managed by the Administration has gotten us into very serious trouble? Wouldn't we be better off with a new President who hasn't burned his bridges to our allies, and who could rebuild respect for America in the world? Isn't cooperation with other nations crucial to solving our dilemma in Iraq? Isn't it also critical to defeating the terrorists?

    We have to be crystal clear about the threat we face from terrorism. It is deadly. It is real. It is imminent. But in order to protect our people, shouldn't we focus on the real source of this threat: the group that attacked us and is trying to attack us again-al Qaeda, headed by Osama Bin Laden?

    Wouldn't we be safer with a President who didn't insist on confusing al Qaeda with Iraq? Doesn't that divert too much of our attention away from the principal danger?

    I want to say to all Americans this evening that whether it is the threat to the global environment or the erosion of America's leadership in the world, whether it is the challenge to our economy from new competitors or the challenge to our security from new enemies, I believe that we need new leadership that is both strong and wise.

    And we can have new leadership, because one of our greatest strengths as a democracy is that when we are headed in the wrong direction, we can correct our course. When policies are clearly not working, we can change them. If our leaders make mistakes, we can hold them accountable-even if they never admit their mistakes. I firmly believe America needs new leadership that will make us stronger at home and respected in the world.

    We are here this week to present to the nation the man who should be our new president:  John Kerry.

    John and I were elected to the US Senate on the same day 20 years ago and I have worked closely with him for all that time. So I want to say a personal word about John Kerry the man.

    He is a friend who will stand by you. His word is his bond. He has a deep patriotism that goes far beyond words. He has devoted his life to making America a better place for all of us. He showed uncommon heroism on the battlefield in Vietnam. I watched him show that same courage on the Senate floor. He had the best record of protecting the environment against polluters of any of my colleagues-bar none.

    He never shied away from a fight, no matter how powerful the foe. He was never afraid to take on difficult and thankless issues that few others wanted to touch-like exposing the threat of narcoterrorism and tracing the sources of terrorist financing. He was one of the very first in our party to take on the issue of drastic deficit reduction. He has developed a tough and thoughtful plan to restore our economic strength and fiscal discipline.

    To put it simply, those of us who have worked with John know that he has the courage, integrity and leadership to be a truly great President of the United States.

    And he showed wisdom in his very first decision as the leader of our party-when he picked as his running mate an inspiring fighter for middle class families and families struggling to reach the middle class:  John Edwards.

    John Kerry and John Edwards are fighting for us and for all Americans, so after we nominate them here in Boston and return to our home states across this land, we have to fight for them. Talk to your friends and neighbors, go to "JohnKerry.com," raise money, register voters and get them to the polls, volunteer your time, and above all:  make your vote count.

    To those of you who felt disappointed or angry with the outcome in 2000, I want you to remember all of those feelings. But then I want you to do with them what I have done:  focus them fully and completely on putting John Kerry and John Edwards in the White House.

    Fellow Democrats, when I look out and see so many friends who have meant so much to me in my own public service, my heart is full tonight. I thank you for all the love you've shown Tipper and me. You will forever be in our hearts.

    There's someone else I'd like to thank, and that's the man who asked me to join him on the ticket at our convention 12 years ago, my friend-and my partner for eight years-President Bill Clinton. I'll never forget that convention or that campaign-the way we barnstormed the country, carrying a message of hope and change, believing with our whole hearts that America could be made new again.

    And so it was. And with your help, and with the leadership of John Kerry and John Edwards, so it shall be again.

    Thank you-God bless you and your families-and may God bless the United States of America.


    Pres. Bill Clinton

    Thank you. I am honored to share the podium with my Senator, though I think I should be introducing her. I?m proud of her and so grateful to the people of New York that the best public servant in our family is still on the job and grateful to all of you, especially my friends from Arkansas, for the chance you gave us to serve our country in the White House.

    I am also honored to share this night with President Carter, who has inspired the world with his work for peace, democracy, and human rights. And with Al Gore, my friend and partner for eight years, who played such a large role in building the prosperity and progress that brought America into the 21st century, who showed incredible grace and patriotism under pressure, and who is the living embodiment that every vote counts?and  must be counted in every state in America.

    Tonight I speak as a citizen, returning to the role I have played for most of my life as a foot soldier in the fight for our future, as we nominate a true New England patriot for president. The state that gave us John Adams and John Kennedy has now given us John Kerry, a good man, a great senator, a visionary leader. We are constantly told America is deeply divided. But all Americans value freedom, faith, and family. We all honor the service and sacrifice of our men and women in uniform in Iraq, Afghanistan and around the world.

    We all want good jobs, good schools, health care, safe streets, a clean environment. We all want our children to grow up in a secure America leading the world toward a peaceful future. Our differences are in how we can best achieve these things, in a time of unprecedented change. Therefore, we Democrats will bring the American people a positive campaign, arguing not who?s good and who?s bad, but what is the best way to build the safe, prosperous world our children deserve.

    The 21st century is marked by serious security threats, serious economic challenges, and serious problems like global warming and the AIDS epidemic. But it is also full of enormous opportunities?to create millions of high paying jobs in clean energy, and biotechnology; to restore the manufacturing base and reap the benefits of the global economy through our diversity and our commitment to decent labor and environmental standards everywhere; and to create a world where we can celebrate our religious and racial differences, because our common humanity matters more.

    To build that kind of world we must make the right choices; and we must have a president who will lead the way. Democrats and Republicans have very different and honestly held ideas on that choices we should make, rooted in fundamentally different views of how we should meet our common challenges at home and how we should play our role in the world. Democrats want to build an America of shared responsibilities and shared opportunities and more global cooperation, acting alone only when we must.

    We think the role of government is to give people the tools and conditions to make the most of their lives. Republicans believe in an America run by the right people, their people, in a world in which we act unilaterally when we can, and cooperate when we have to.

    They think the role of government is to concentrate wealth and power in the hands of those who embrace their political, economic, and social views, leaving ordinary citizens to fend for themselves on matters like health care and retirement security. Since most Americans are not that far to the right, they have to portray us Democrats as unacceptable, lacking in strength and values. In other words, they need a divided America. But Americans long to be united. After 9/11, we all wanted to be one nation, strong in the fight against terror. The president had a great opportunity to bring us together under his slogan of compassionate conservatism and to unite the world in common cause against terror.

    Instead, he and his congressional allies made a very different choice: to use the moment of unity to push America too far to the right and to walk away from our allies, not only in attacking Iraq before the weapons inspectors finished their jobs, but in withdrawing American support for the Climate Change Treaty, the International Court for war criminals, the ABM treaty, and even the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty.

    Now they are working to develop two new nuclear weapons which they say we might use first. At home, the President and the Republican Congress have made equally fateful choices indeed. For the first time ever when America was on a war footing, there were two huge tax cuts, nearly half of which went to the top one percent. I?m in that group now for the first time in my life.

    When I was in office, the Republicans were pretty mean to me. When I left and made money, I became part of the most important group in the world to them. At first I thought I should send them a thank you note?until I realized they were sending you the bill.

    They protected my tax cuts while:

    ?         Withholding promised funding for the Leave No Child Behind Act, leaving over 2 million children behind
    ?         Cutting 140,000 unemployed workers out of job training
    ?         100,000 working families out of child care assistance
    ?         300,000 poor children out of after school programs
    ?         Raising out of pocket healthcare costs to veterans
    ?         Weakening or reversing important environmental advances for clean air and the preservation of our forests.

    Everyone had to sacrifice except the wealthiest Americans, who wanted to do their part but were asked only to expend the energy necessary to open the envelopes containing our tax cuts. If you agree with these choices, you should vote to return them to the White House and Congress. If not, take a look at John Kerry, John Edwards and the Democrats.

    In this year?s budget, the White House wants to cut off federal funding for 88,000 uniformed police, including more than 700 on the New York City police force who put their lives on the line on 9/11. As gang violence is rising and we look for terrorists in our midst, Congress and the President are also about to allow the ten-year-old ban on assault weapons to expire. Our crime policy was to put more police on the streets and take assault weapons off the streets. It brought eight years of declining crime and violence. Their policy is the reverse, they?re taking police off the streets and putting assault weapons back on the streets. If you agree with their choices, vote to continue them. If not, join John Kerry, John Edwards and the Democrats in making America safer, smarter, and stronger.

    On Homeland Security, Democrats tried to double the number of containers at ports and airports checked for Weapons of Mass Destruction.  The one billion dollar cost would have been paid for by reducing the tax cut of 200,000 millionaires by five thousand dollars each. Almost all 200,000 of us would have been glad to pay 5,000 dollars to make the nearly 300 million Americans safer?but the measure failed because the White House and the Republican leadership in the House decided my tax cut was more important- If you agree with that choice, re-elect them.  If not, give John Kerry and John Edwards a chance. 

    These policies have turned the projected 5.8 trillion dollar surplus we left?enough to pay for the baby boomers retirement?into a projected debt of nearly 5 trillion dollars, with a 400 plus billion dollar deficit this year and for years to come.  How do they pay for it? First by taking the monthly surplus in Social Security payments and endorsing the checks of working people over to me to cover my tax cut. But it?s not enough. They are borrowing the rest from foreign governments, mostly Japan and China. Sure, they?re competing with us for good jobs but how can we enforce our trade laws against our bankers? If you think it?s good policy to pay for my tax cut with the Social Security checks of working men and women, and borrowed money from China, vote for them.  If not, John Kerry?s your man. 

    We Americans must choose for President one of two strong men who both love our country, but who have very different worldviews: Democrats favor shared responsibility, shared opportunity, and more global cooperation. Republicans favor concentrated wealth and power, leaving people to fend for themselves and more unilateral action. I think we?re right for two reasons: First, America works better when all people have a chance to live their dreams.  Second, we live in an interdependent world in which we can?t kill, jail, or occupy all our potential adversaries, so we have to both fight terror and build a world with more partners and fewer terrorists.  We tried it their way for twelve years, our way for eight, and then their way for four more. 

    By the only test that matters, whether people were better off when we finished than when we started, our way works better?it produced over 22 million good jobs, rising incomes, and 100 times as many people moving out of poverty into the middle class.  It produced more health care, the largest increase in college aid in 50 years, record home ownership, a cleaner environment, three surpluses in a row, a modernized defense force, strong efforts against terror, and an America respected as a world leader for peace, security and prosperity. 

    More importantly, we have great new champions in John Kerry and John Edwards.  Two good men with wonderful wives?Teresa a generous and wise woman who understands the world we are trying to shape. And Elizabeth, a lawyer and mother who understands the lives we are all trying to lift. Here is what I know about John Kerry. During the Vietnam War, many young men?including the current president, the vice president and me?could have gone to Vietnam but didn?t. John Kerry came from a privileged background and could have avoided it too.  Instead he said, send me.

    When they sent those swift-boats up the river in Vietnam, and told them their job was to draw hostile fire?to show the American flag and bait the enemy to come out and fight?John Kerry said, send me.  When it was time to heal the wounds of war and normalize relations with Vietnam?and to demand an accounting of the POWs and MIAs we lost there?John Kerry said, send me. 

    When we needed someone to push the cause of inner-city kids struggling to avoid a life of crime, or to bring the benefits of high technology to ordinary Americans, or to clean the environment in a way that creates jobs, or to give small businesses a better chance to make it, John Kerry said send me. 

    Tonight my friends, I ask you to join me for the next 100 days in telling John Kerry?s story and promoting his plans.  Let every person in this hall and all across America say to him what he has always said to America: Send Me. The bravery that the men who fought by his side saw in battle I?ve seen in the political arena. When I was President, John Kerry showed courage and conviction on crime, on welfare reform, on balancing the budget at a time when those priorities were not exactly a way to win a popularity contest in our party. 

    He took tough positions on tough problems. John Kerry knows who he is and where he?s going. He has the experience, the character, the ideas and the values to be a great President.  In a time of change he has two other important qualities:  his insatiable curiosity to understand the forces shaping our lives, and a willingness to hear the views even of those who disagree with him. Therefore his choices will be full of both conviction and common sense. 

    He proved that when he picked a tremendous partner in John Edwards. Everybody talks about John Edwards? energy, intellect, and charisma. The important thing is how he has used his talents to improve the lives of people who?like John himself?had to work hard for all they?ve got. He has always championed the cause of people too often left out or left behind. And that?s what he?ll do as our Vice President. 

    Their opponents will tell you to be afraid of John Kerry and John Edwards, because they won?t stand up to the terrorists?don?t you believe it.  Strength and wisdom are not conflicting values?they go hand in hand. John Kerry has both. His first priority will be keeping America safe.  Remember the scripture: Be Not Afraid.

    John Kerry and John Edwards, have good ideas:

    ?         To make this economy work again for middle-class Americans;
    ?         To restore fiscal responsibility;
    ?         To save Social Security; to make healthcare more affordable and college more available;
    ?         To free us from dependence on foreign oil and create new jobs in clean energy;
    ?         To rally the world to win the war on terror and to make more friends and fewer terrorists.

    At every turning point in our history we the people have chosen unity over division, heeding our founders? call to America?s eternal mission: to form a more perfect union, to widen the circle of opportunity, deepen the reach of freedom, and strengthen the bonds of community.

    It happened because we made the right choices.  In the early days of the republic, America was at a crossroads much like it is today, deeply divided over whether or not to build a real nation with a national economy, and a national legal system. We chose a more perfect union. 

    In the Civil War, America was at a crossroads, divided over whether to save the union and end slavery?we chose a more perfect union.  In the 1960s, America was at a crossroads, divided again over civil rights and women?s rights.  Again, we chose a more perfect union. As I said in 1992, we?re all in this together; we have an obligation both to work hard and to help our fellow citizens, both to fight terror and to build a world with more cooperation and less terror. Now again, it is time to choose.

    Since we?re all in the same boat, let us chose as the captain of our ship a brave good man who knows how to steer a vessel though troubled waters to the calm seas and clear skies of our more perfect union.  We know our mission. Let us join as one and say in a loud, clear voice: Send John Kerry. 



    Current Mood: energetic
    Friday, July 16th, 2004
    11:55 am
    A NEW POST!!
    I love her.
    from MSN.com:
    Janet Jackson gave a surprise performance at a gay-pride concert this weekend, and although the exhibitionist singer didn?t bare a breast, she did reveal a little more about her sex life than people needed to know.

    The diva wore a white outfit and looked fabulous, according to attendees at Dance 18, a concert that was part of Pride Week in New York City.

    "At one point, she said something like, 'Who out there is a bottom? Raise your hand,' says a source. 'And then after some people in the audience raised their hands, she raised hers too, and started giggling. The crowd went absolutely wild.'"

    Things More Important than Worrying About the Fact That I Want to Marry A Man:

    *A certain war-like occurrence in what used to be Iraq.
    *A generation of Americans more interested in reality television than actual reality.
    *The constant threat of Janet Jackson's titola ruining American society.
    *The dismal failure that is The War on Drugs. (Snorts.)
    *The dismal failure that is The War of Terror. (Plots.)
    *The dismal failure that is The War on Plaid. (Pukes.)
    *People who were born in 1992 are having unprotected sex. (I graduated High School in 1992)
    *40,000,000 infected with AIDS worldwide...and climbing.
    *Martha Stewart is going to jail, where she will inevitably craft a shiv that she "really treasures".

    So, think about it. Me, spending the rest of my life with one person probably isn't going to fuck up the program as much as the above.


     

    Green
    What Color is Your Brain?

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    GREEN:

    At work or in school: I work best by myself. I like to focus on my ideas until my desire for understanding is satisfied. I am easily bored if the subject holds no interest to me. Sometimes, it is hard for me to set priorities because so many things are of interest.
    With friends: I may seem reserved. Although my thoughts and feelings run deep, I am uneasy with frequent displays of emotion. I enjoy people who are interesting and of high integrity.
    With family: I am probably seen as a loner because I like a lot of private time to think. Sometimes, I find family activities boring and have difficulty following family rules that don't make sense to me. I show love by spending time with my family and sharing ideas and interests.

     



    Current Mood: tired
    Current Music: (Jason Mraz) - Curbside Prophet
    Wednesday, March 31st, 2004
    10:27 am
    more madness....

    If you thought I was just picking on Dr. Rice, here are a few more!!  (MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD)



    Current Mood: silly
    Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
    10:45 am
    That mean woman...

    IMAGE: Condoleezza Rice

    FILE PHOTO OF CONDOLEEZZA RICE AS SHE LISTENS TO PRESIDENT BUSH IN ROSE GARDEN

    Above are just two samples, but have you ever noticed that EVERY picture of Condoleezza Rice (National Security Advisor to President Bush) has her with a PISSED off look on her face?  Could you imagine working with or for this woman every day??   eeep!!!



    Current Mood: amused
    Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
    12:56 pm
    Should I do it??
    Add comments, let me know if I should invest some time into this...

    Thank you for your interest in American Candidate, an exciting, unprecedented new television show in which the American public will identify a "people's candidate" who will then have the chance to run for president of the United States this coming November. We are thrilled that you are applying to be on the show, and look forward to reading your application.

    There is no one type of American Candidate. We are looking for a diverse group of potential leaders, each championing a different set of ideals and issues. Please use this application to show us who you are and what you stand for.

    Here is everything that you will need to do to submit an application to American Candidate:

    1. FILL OUT THE QUESTIONNAIRE

    It is important that you answer each and every question so that we can accurately assess you and your platform. We will not consider your application complete if you leave any question unanswered.

    2. MAKE A VIDEOTAPE

    We'd like you to make a video about yourself that tells us about you and why you would make a great American Candidate. The tape should not run longer than 15 minutes total.

    PART A: 10 Minutes. Please use the first 10 minutes to show us your life. Introduce us to any family or friends who are an important part of your life. Tell us some more about what issues will make up the platform of your bid to be an American Candidate, and show us why these issues are important to you. IMPORTANT: someone else should be holding the camera and videotaping you as you give us a tour of your life.

    PART B: 3-5 Minutes. Please take the second 3-5 minutes to make a speech, directly to the American people, telling them why you want to be president, and why you would make a great president.

    ? The videotape must be VHS, mini-DV, DVD or CD format (no 8mm or VHS C.)
    ? It should be shot so we can clearly see your face (good lighting is a must.)
    ? Make sure you label the tape with your name, address and phone number.
    ? Please note that we do not return videotapes.
    ? Applications will not be accepted without a videotape.
    ? *** IF YOU DON'T HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA PLEASE CHECK WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
    ? HOW TO MAKE YOUR TAPE STAND OUT FROM THE REST: Please be yourself. No need to put on your "Presidential face." First be relaxed and roll tape on your personal life at home, at leisure or in the office. Give us a clue as to who you REALLY are! We are looking for the passion and the drive that you feel inside. Expressive people tend to stand out. Next part of the tape should feature you for just a couple of minutes telling us why you would make a great president. Again, show us your most outgoing, charismatic, captivating side. Wow us with your enthusiasm!

    3. ATTACH TWO PHOTOGRAPHS

    You must submit two recent photographs of yourself. One photograph should be of your face; one photograph should show you from head-to-toe. Write your first and last name on the back of each photograph. You will staple these to the FRONT of the completed questionnaire. Please note that we do not return photographs.



    4. ATTACH A PHOTOCOPY OF YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PASSPORT, OR OTHER GOVERNMENT-ISSUED PHOTO ID

    You will staple this photocopy to the BACK of the completed questionnaire.

    5. READ AND SIGN ELIGIBILITY REQUIREMENTS AND RELEASE DOCUMENT.

    All applicants must sign statements acknowledging that they have read, understand and will comply with all of the eligibility requirements of American Candidate in order to proceed with the application process.


    CHECKLIST

    There is a checklist on the next page that indicates all of the things that you must send to us in order to apply to be on the show. As you complete each item, put a check in the corresponding box.

    QUESTIONS?

    If you have any questions or concerns, please e-mail help@americancandidate.com or call 1-877-RUN-2004 (1-877-786-2004). We will return your call or e-mail as soon as possible.

    Thank you for your time and effort in completing this application. We look forward to hearing from you and learning more about you.

    DEADLINE

    THE APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 9, 2004. ALL APPLICATION MATERIALS MUST BE POSTMARKED BY THAT DATE AND TIME. Please plan accordingly.

    Applications will be considered on a first-come, first-served basis, so please get your application to us as soon as possible!

    If all required application materials are received by the producers and if, in the producers' discretion you are selected for further consideration for this project, your photograph(s), political platform and summary of positions on the issues may be posted online on the American Candidate website.
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